Orange Soda

You know, I tried Orange Soda again...and now I know, how Kel felt. It's so delectably delicious. It's almost even better than Kool-Aid. Like it's so good, I want there to be a food like it, so I can chew it and drink it at the same time. Mmmm just thinking about it makes my pants tight. I wish the hole on the bottle was bigger so that I could...uhh umm drink more of it in less time. The deciding factor for me was when I was waiting in line for a fast food restaurant, and a fellow walked up and said "I just want a large Orange Soda." No food. Nothing but this drink. That man changed my views on soda...and most of all, life. Thank you Jamal, at least I think that was his name.