Out of Order

This is what I saw when I went to the ATM today. Now have you ever thought about what this even means? Out of Order. We take it as 3 words that can interchange with Broken or Not Working. But that doesn't mean anything close to what out of order means. Out of sequence. Stupid ATM. Stupid saying. Oh well, maybe I'm a little out of sorts being that my mom said "Now that's a mofo spider" today. I think she killed it, I couldn't really see from the back of my head when I was running for cover. When it comes to spiders, it's every man for himself. Because realistically they can only web and net one of us at a time. There was a spider in the bathroom once. I was afraid it was hiding in the toilet for me. Then when I pulled down my Franklin the Turtle boxers, it would shoot its web in my anus, and crawl inside and control my brain. Maybe that was a movie I saw called "Tarantula Ticklers". Don't worry, it wasn't based on a true story...yet.