Global Warming: AP Panic/ Save Us Oh Great Obama!

Global Warming is no joke. Obama has been warned that he has "little time to curb the threat of global warming" and also that the "cooling trend illustrates how fast the world is warming". Global Warming constitutes the reason for Record Low Temps in Denver, and other Record Lows. Here is a Live Chill Map for even more proof of Global Cooling that will eventually turn to Warming. Ice caps are melting, and by the year 4087, the earth will be as warm as the sun. We have scientists who wear long white lab-coats to ensure professionalism, meteorologists and Nobel Peace Prize Winner/Internet Creator Al Gore on the case. They have high tech computer systems that they plug variables into to show what the CLIMATE is going to be decades from now. THEY plug in the variables. THEY do. I trust every one of their predictions, because that's what they are. They don't know what the WEATHER is going to be this week, but they can predict what an entire CLIMATE will be the next decade. I hope you are doing your part in saving the world from Global Warming. The above video is a terrifying reality. I'm sure you did not laugh at it. Do your part and buy fluorescent light-bulbs. Not because they are cooly (get it? global warming) designed, but because once the pressure inside them decides to explode, mercury vapors can fill the room and the HAZMATS need to come in, after you evacuate the premises for a half hour, to ensure your safety from toxic chemicals. Thomas Edison and his lightbulb hated America. He wasn't green. And you aren't either!