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Okay, I was talking about the donkey...Geez. You and your dirty conservative mind always have to take my words out of context. You and the Republican Attack Machine. HALLIBURTON! Okay, well I'm here today to write a little response to your stupid little blog. (And also to finally have equality in the media, like CNN, which you CONSERVATIVES don't know ANYTHING about because you are a bunch of horror mongering rich fat old guys, who smoke your cigars while people like me suffer to put food on the table! I don't even have enough money to own a computer and write this...) I'm here to talk about my man and future leader of America: Barack Hussein Obama! That's really his middle name? Oh...um well anywho. I love this man. I am an Independent. The media does NOT influence my decisions in ANY way. GEORGE BUSH SUCKS! Barry Inspires Me. He is Great With Children's Education. He Doesn't Brainwash Kids, and teach them not to make their own decisions. He makes Change a Hope. And he Hopes for Change. He Has Done SO Much for America already. And he is just flat out AWESOME! He sends a Tingle Up My Leg when he speaks. IRAQ FAILURE! I can't stand up to this man, I have to bow. And his VP candidate is awesome as well. Joe Biden is Not Racist. Biden is Smart. He is a Class Act. But enough about him, we hear about him WAY too much in the media (cough cough). Barack Obama is also Smart. He Never Lies. ECONOMY SUCKS, THANKS BUSH! He is the Messiah When He Speaks. He loves America, just like His Pastor (of 20 years)/Baptiser of Children/(Former) Campaign Faith Advisor/Wedder of his Wedding...and His Patriotic Wife . Oh his wife. Let's talk about the lovely Michelle. She is a Role Model to women everywhere. Like Paris Hilton. She is so great. She didn't have a DUI like Palin's stupid husband. He is dumb. A stupid. (He is running for office.) Obama Isn't A Drunk Like Him and a bunch of you Republican Fat CATS! Back to me: I'm an unemployed Obama supporter who wants other hardworking American's to pay for my needs. I don't have a job because of GEORGE BUSH! and HALLIBURTON! It's not because I won't get off my ass and go to an interview. The 3 letter Word: Jobs and Money should come to me. That's why I sit on my chair here and watch YouTube all the time. I write comments to sound intelligent, because writing on YouTube makes me feel better about myself. I write to deny evident facts. OBAMA 08! Even though, I can't name 1 legislative Accomplishment. Accomplishment. Accomplishment. Accomplishment. Can you?
Okay, I was talking about the donkey...Geez. You and your dirty conservative mind always have to take my words out of context. You and the Republican Attack Machine. HALLIBURTON! Okay, well I'm here today to write a little response to your stupid little blog. (And also to finally have equality in the media, like CNN, which you CONSERVATIVES don't know ANYTHING about because you are a bunch of horror mongering rich fat old guys, who smoke your cigars while people like me suffer to put food on the table! I don't even have enough money to own a computer and write this...) I'm here to talk about my man and future leader of America: Barack Hussein Obama! That's really his middle name? Oh...um well anywho. I love this man. I am an Independent. The media does NOT influence my decisions in ANY way. GEORGE BUSH SUCKS! Barry Inspires Me. He is Great With Children's Education. He Doesn't Brainwash Kids, and teach them not to make their own decisions. He makes Change a Hope. And he Hopes for Change. He Has Done SO Much for America already. And he is just flat out AWESOME! He sends a Tingle Up My Leg when he speaks. IRAQ FAILURE! I can't stand up to this man, I have to bow. And his VP candidate is awesome as well. Joe Biden is Not Racist. Biden is Smart. He is a Class Act. But enough about him, we hear about him WAY too much in the media (cough cough). Barack Obama is also Smart. He Never Lies. ECONOMY SUCKS, THANKS BUSH! He is the Messiah When He Speaks. He loves America, just like His Pastor (of 20 years)/Baptiser of Children/(Former) Campaign Faith Advisor/Wedder of his Wedding...and His Patriotic Wife . Oh his wife. Let's talk about the lovely Michelle. She is a Role Model to women everywhere. Like Paris Hilton. She is so great. She didn't have a DUI like Palin's stupid husband. He is dumb. A stupid. (He is running for office.) Obama Isn't A Drunk Like Him and a bunch of you Republican Fat CATS! Back to me: I'm an unemployed Obama supporter who wants other hardworking American's to pay for my needs. I don't have a job because of GEORGE BUSH! and HALLIBURTON! It's not because I won't get off my ass and go to an interview. The 3 letter Word: Jobs and Money should come to me. That's why I sit on my chair here and watch YouTube all the time. I write comments to sound intelligent, because writing on YouTube makes me feel better about myself. I write to deny evident facts. OBAMA 08! Even though, I can't name 1 legislative Accomplishment. Accomplishment. Accomplishment. Accomplishment. Can you?
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