Happy Halloween

(Just imagine if this were Barack Obama and Joe Biden...what racist, cynical, satanic bastards we would be...)

Although I don't put much into Halloween, I hope everyone has a fun and safe holiday. Don't drink and drive, keep your clothes shedding to a minimum, and rot your mouth out : ).

Oh, and for all those who missed it, Obama proposed ANOTHER plan this morning for Halloween.....

"I'm proposing another trillion dollars in distribution of wealth, except with candy. For all of you Halloween loving, costume dressing, hardworking candy getters, I want you to SHARE your candy with allll of the lazy fat ass kids who didn't bother getting off their couches to walk around the neighborhood to gather candy for themselves! It's not that I want to penalize you, I just think we should spread the wealth, I mean candy, to those who are less fortunate. And for the 95% of you who don't believe in getting your own candy, even though you don't need it and your mom keeps the cupboard stocked with smarties and blow pops, I'll find you, and give you all candy! HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND DON'T FORGET TO SHARE YOUR CANDY!! IT'S ONLY FAIR!!"