Break Room

 So how are we blending into the background so much? Like, where are we? We definitely aren't at an office talking about the latest episode of Grey's Anatomy. We are in a white room talking about the latest episode of Grey's Anatomy. Speaking of Gray...Yes I do use Just For Men: A Touch of Gray. Glad you noticed...You know, that's not the only hair that looks good on my body. You should also see my chest. Like those 70's Disco stars? Even better, I've got it cut into a flying V...like the guitar I play...I'm like the white and right handed Jimi Hendrix. The guitar playing not the drug thing...unless you're into all that, baby. Oh, this watch here? Yeah, its a Rolex...  Hohhh did I say Rolex, I mean Romex. You caught me there...So do you use the blue tab or the other tab to get your water? I don't know what the difference is...Speaking of tabs, you wanna go get some coffee? I'm friends with the guy at Starbucks, so I get free stirring straws...OMG I GET GRANDE MOCHA LATTE WITH DOUBLE SOY SHOTS TOO! We are so alike...Those are some nice pants? How do you keep the crease so neat? Geez, do you mind? wow, what kind of material is this? Oh really?thats weird because you see this tie here? All Pakistanian fibers, fused together by the mucus of elephants...yup. I could get you one if you want...Ohhh listen to me, you don't wear ties...unless you're into all that, baby. So you work in accounting? Sounds like a crazy time, you guys crunching numbers with you sledgehammers...oh you take your tools very seriously, I'm sorry. I just thought you were that kind of person who...Oh, You're my boss? I thought...I uhh...I'll clean out my desk.