Friday, October 10, 2008

Alright...so lets ASSUME (which is always dangerous to do) that Matt is smart enough to know that Sarah Palin is running for VICE president..not president. Okay, so he starts off the interview with "I think that's a really scary thing, because I don't know anything about her."

HOLD UP! wait a tick....you're posting your video on youtube for the world to see but you start it off by giving everyone a heads up that you're talking out your ass?? good start Matt.... why not just say "Hi, my names Matt Damon, some would consider me a good actor, which is why i was paid to make a youtube video to make myself look like a complete fool and coward"

He then goes on to say "I know she was a mayer of a really REALLY small town, and she was governor of Alaska for less than two years." Thank you for stating the obvious Matt and by the way, just out of curiosity, correct me if I'm wrong...doesn't being a mayer and/or governor require governing over people and making on the spot decisions that directly affects a large body of people?? I guess not all presidential candidates can make their way to the ticket by voting "present" over 150 times...HA, who would have thought this woman would have more hands on experience than all other 3 candidates combined...lets continue

He points out that McCain wont survive his first term and that it's like a really bad Disney movie....well listen here Alice In Wonderland, if you had done ANY research instead of hold a one sided debate, you'd know that Cinderella is a lot more than a floor scrubbing, family valued, hockey mom from Alaska. She's proven time and time again that she has plenty, PLENTY of experience. Once again if weren't such a coward and a pretty boy, maybe you could do some homework on what you're scared of....but hey, its cool, just call Obama, he'll come running with a flashlight to hold your hand in the dark because guess what, he's lost too...There's a man that would rather put his arm around Putin or hug him if he saw him....McCain knows more than you'll EVER know from the Hollywood scripts you read and Palin is right behind him..shes got the real life issues figured out...unlike you sir who doesn't even live in the REAL WORLD...when you woke up, what'd you worry about this morning? whether to wipe your hollywood ass with a 20$ bill or a 50? get a grip...whats scary is that on the Democratic Disney Movie ticket we have the Fox and the Hound runnin around all happy go lucky, chasing squirrels, playing tag in the forest of "change" and are all backwards...you have Obama who's spent half his time as senator voting present and the other half running a multi-million dollar campaign thanks to Oprah and Bill Ayers, thinking he has it ALLL figured out...oh and just out of curiosity, is the "change" they talk about coming from his inexperienced self or the 35 year seasoned veteran running by his side, holding his hand, telling him to stay calm, breathe, just read from the prompter...

Then he closes out his brilliant speech with does she believe in dinosaurs and did she ban books....well Mr. Hollywood, the answer to that would be no...if you did anything other than read Democratic talking points, and actually READ some literature that didn't come from the toilet paper of liberals, you'd know it's not true...but heaven forbid you sack up yourself and ASK HER...no no no, we wouldn't want to do that....because then she would embarrass you the same way shes embarrassed every other man/woman who's asked her those same idiotic questions...I guess they should have also informed Matt that ONE person doesn't hold the nuclear codes you pinhead....just remember, while Matt Damon is making Hollywood movies, in those action fighting scenes where he fights for good..he's acting....and when it's too risky or too dangerous someone stands in for him....well guess what Mr. Damon, when someone signs their name over to fight for our country and are shipped overseas to lay their life on the line...there's no stunt devils, there's no special effects....talk to John McCain who has shed blood and fought REAL LIFE battles for this country. While you're getting paid millions to shoot blanks out of a fake gun, he gets paid nothing to kill the people that want to end YOUR life...

Matt Damon, I love a lot of the movies you're in but you're nothing but a joke. A joke that for some reason people look up to in this world and think...."I want to be like him." What is it that make Hollywood stars so desirable?? Money? Fame? It clearly isn't the knowledge...that's for sure...just remember, Hollywood's NOT America, what the hell has Hollywood ever done for YOU?

1 comment:

Chase said...

hahaha. loved this. Hollywood actually has done something for me though... It made me feel better about myself. It made me realize that I'm not as dumb as someone who has a ton of money. And that money can't buy everything...especially common sense and knowledge in Matt's case.