CC's Stereotypes: Russia

Big and Cold. I'm not just talking about their women, I'm talking about RUSSIA! This is how Russia sells vodka. By the bottle by bottle case. Looks appetizing eh? Mmmm it may look like Water to ignorant STOOPID Americans, but it AIN'T. Russia. The land of communism. The USSR. They have their own song. They aren't so bad, songs are neat! The Cold War. The Space Race. The huge market for potatoes and vodka. Fur hats and scraggly beards. Dr. Zhivago, gymnastics, wrestling, and ice hockey. How could you hate this beautiful land. Quick name your favorite Russian. Hmmm Nastia Liukin. Quick name your favorite Russian who lives in Russia. Umm Comrade Vladimir uhh Sokalova. Shoot. Well as long as they keep sending us alcohol, and hairy armpitted mail order brides, we can enjoy the Soviets for a bit longer. 

Note: This opinion piece does not reflect the real opinions of the writer, and is only written in order to make fun of stereotypes, even though some of them are true.