CC's Fan of the Year: Lenny Ricardo

So this is what I get in Google Images when I type in the name of my blog. I don't know this guy, but I've decided to make up a story about him, and name him the #1 fan of CC. Here we go, buckle up.

Lenny Ricardo is no ordinary fellow. He is the kindest most gentle being that God ever created. Lenny lives in lovely Tennessee close to his favorite race track of Bristol. "Them cars go real fast, and sometimes they crash!" Lenny always says. He plays bingo with the elderly and opens doors for the lazily. Takes care of people's pets when they leave town, and reads ChasingCerebrums every other month. But his best characteristic is ,of course, his pride, joy, and glory: The Stash. It has made a comfortable home on his upper lip since he was 17 years young. He actually uses a toothbrush to comb it every morning, because the bristles are just perfect for the upkeep of this beautiful specimen of hair fibers. It is too delicate for a regular grooming brush. You can see that it not only keeps him warm, but also saves food for a late day or night snack. "Who wants to waste energy and walk to the fridge, when a delicious snack is right underneath your nose?" That was a famous quote from my ol pal Lenny that I just love. He is so inspirational. On weekends, Lenny goes to the nearby Steele Creek Park with a megaphone and spreads his thoughts with everyone within speaking range. He talks about important things like why Laugh has no actual "F", and why its hard to find good socks anymore. I mean, to come out, take time out of his day, and speak his wisdom to the youth of America is mind boggling, but a great treat nonetheless. Speaking of America, he is a very patriotic man. By the looks of his bandanna, he loves America more than his own hair. He told me he actually has a beautifully grown golden brown mullet underneath, but America comes first. He also loves America's greatest sport, NASHCAHR. "If ya spell Nascar backwards, its Racsan...which is what I named my daughter. Pretty ain't she? The name, not actually..." Lenny didn't stop there. To show his love for Dale and Dale Junya, he named his three sons: Dale, Junior, and Three (which coincidentally was his 3rd son as well as Dale's number). He knows math and can write with a sharpie. Many wonderful attributes Lenny possesses have gone untold. For he has asked to keep this short and sweet like him. Lenny, our #1 fan here at CC, will be keeping me updated on his recent successes and travels (which I will post and inform everyone of our brother here in Cerebrumland).I'm glad you all finally got to meet him. "Augment your Cerebrums! Ignoramuses!" He wrote that just for us. To Lenny Ricardo. Drink.