Eye Luv U... Not You, Jeff Bennett

Every phone commersh, that advertises text messages has something like this displayed on their phones- Txt Me L8r or Cal L8r. Okay, no one writes like that...and if they do, they should be shot. Speaking of people being shot, Atlanta pitcher Jeff Bennett might hear some bullets flyin. I'm exaggerating of course, just because he unintentionally hit Alfonso Soriano on the hand/finger earlier tonight. The Fonz will be out for 6 weeks. But you never know with Cubs fans, look what happened to Steve "Radio" Bartman. He was basically exiled from Chitown. The thing is, we all would've tried to catch the ball, but it's easy to blame someone. As a Cub fan, I think we can live without Sori for a while. As long as it isn't D Lee on the DL, we'll be able to stay afloat until he comes back. Why? Umm lets see, Reed Johnson, Micah Hoffpauir, oh yeah did you forget about Matt Murton? Last 2 of which are in the minors and can both at least contribute some to a major league club. When people say "You crack my shit up", I reply "Well, we don't want it to be clogged." On that note, and tomorrow being Theater Thursday...as the great jolly man once said- "merry Wednesday night to all, and to all a merry Wednesday night."